foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

comedycentral:

Click here for more of Jon Stewart’s coverage of the recent House Committee on Science, Space and Technology hearing.

winneganfake:

darkchocolateandtea:

thedashinghoodlum:

This was my favorite commercial as a kid

me as a parent

That last comment? Totally accurate. 

dollysplayhouseofficial:

Mondays usually mean a return to work, but not for Dolly! You’re far more likely to find her in the garden instead, tending to her vegetables or playing with the flowers, comparing them to the ones on her cute little dress. Yep, Dolly may love her playhouse, but she’s always willing to have some fun outdoors!
Dolly’s Playhouse: coming soon!

dollysplayhouseofficial:

Mondays usually mean a return to work, but not for Dolly! You’re far more likely to find her in the garden instead, tending to her vegetables or playing with the flowers, comparing them to the ones on her cute little dress. Yep, Dolly may love her playhouse, but she’s always willing to have some fun outdoors!

Dolly’s Playhouse: coming soon!

usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*


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i like that the tumblr folks knew when they designed the Ask system, that people were just going to use the anonymous icon to be really shitty to others, so they made the icon as douchey looking as possible.

look at it with it’s little bullshit knock off ray bans like it’s got somethin important to say that i havent heard in the last millenia. fuck outta here.

sterekmess:

sterekmess:

how fucked up is it that so many men associate periods and menstruation with women “acting shitty” towards them because of pms,when women are literally the ones who go through actual pain because of the whole thing? 

I mean, dude, this is so not about you. grow up and get over yourself.

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shhhhh dickwad, I’m a guy

wickedhalo:

Witch Study by John Brophy

wickedhalo:

Witch Study by John Brophy

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

your argument is invalid based upon the previous research that I get some on the regular and you’re a little douche

raptorific:

Shakespeare would seriously laugh so hard if he found out how seriously people take his works. Like, he would probably cry from laughing so hard if you told him that his plays were considered high-brow literature. “It’s all dick jokes and sword fights,” he’d say, “do they seriously tell my dick jokes to schoolchildren? And the kids aren’t allowed to laugh? Do the teachers know they’re telling dick jokes? Oh my god that’s fucking hilarious. Wait until I tell Anne.”

raggedick:

samaelcarver:

The Meme of our Years.

no way! haha